CHUCKY Season 3 Part 2 Best Kills Ranked

 Chuck shoots a Secret Service agent in the White House elevator (the first of several elevator kills). It has the element of surprise, but Chucky sums up why he doesn’t like guns. He’s been killed by them several times. They are dangerous and impersonal, but sometimes you’re in a hurry. Fair enough. (For more on why slashers shouldn’t use guns, check out Stephen Graham Jones’s excellent novel Don’t Fear the Reaper.)

Chucky kills an alcoholic White House cleaning lady by surreptitiously swapping out her liquor for bleach. She dies a horrible, blood-vomiting death, but Chucky laments that he just isn’t feeling it. Arguably, he should have tried something more hands-on to get back in the mood.

Chucky gets into a shootout with Secret Service agents. Good body drop count, but again, slasher with a gun (although admittedly it’s more fun when the slasher with a gun is a doll).

 Chucky, possessing Jake’s body, beats up sympathetic psychic Timothy so badly in the White House elevator that Timothy can’t outrun the fire burning down the institution. The beating is impressive, and so is the subsequent guilting of Jake when he gets his body back, but we have to ask, does this actually count as a Chucky kill? While presumably, Chucky-in-Jake would happily continue the pummeling until Timothy perished, the man technically dies from the fire, which is not Chucky’s handiwork.

Chucky succeeds in nuking the North Pole. Despite the fact that the place is largely uninhabited by humans, this is still probably Chucky’s biggest body count score, so it has to rank, even though all we see is the blast. He also killed a lot of polar bears and narwhals and made global warming worse. Maybe an angry Wendigo will come after Chucky next year, would serve him right.

Chucky shoots a second Secret Service agent guarding the door to the Situation Room. Why does this rank higher than those other shootings? Because when Chucky’s gun runs out of bullets, he rams a pen into the agent’s eye and explains that he’s just severed part of the man’s brain, so that he remains fully aware. Then Chucky rams the pen further back through the man’s skull, killing him. The act plus the explanation is the essence of Chucky.

The spectral Charles Lee Ray disrupts a séance and causes the room’s sprinkler system to douse the place in blood. Then he drops psychic investigator Dr. Kira Lindstrom’s heavy Electronic Voice Phenomenon equipment into the blood, fatally electrocuting both Lindstrom and former Vice-President/newly-minted U.S. President Spencer Rhodes. Great use of massive amounts of blood.

Not to belabor the point, but, yeah, there sure is blood. Chucky floods the elevator (that transport device gets quite a workout in just four episodes) with the substance, drowning both Presidential double Jenkins and the CIA agent who’s trying to stab him in the eye with a needle. This edges out the electrocution sequence mainly because it’s the fifth time Chucky kills a character played by Devon Sawa. That level of consistency must be honored. (And we see why Don Mancini teased this season would use record-shattering amounts of blood.)

Chucky’s top kill of the second half of Chucky Season 3 has got to be the assassination of President Collins. First of all, it’s incredibly brutal. Chucky bashes the back of the President’s head so hard with his late son’s piggy bank that there appears to be skull damage.

Then Chucky lands on the man’s chest and pulls out both his eyes (which he saves so he can use them for a retinal scan in the next episode when he’s trying to start World War III). Then Chucky bites off some of the President’s face. Then there’s the identity of the victim – it’s not just a Chucky kill, it’s a Presidential assassination. And finally, yes, President Collins is played by Devon Sawa.

“There Will Be Blood”: Nica runs over Tiffany’s bewitched guard, Erica. It’s shocking in timing, manner, and positioning of the body.

“Final Destination”: While Tiffany's prison riot may not actually kill as many as Chucky’s nuking of the North Pole, it seems to have the most onscreen casualties and is quite the action sequence.

“Final Destination”: In his quest to keep his illegal actions secret, CIA fixer Pryce burns down the White House, which leads to his own explosive demise.

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