Y’know what your home or apartment or boat house needs? A goddamn six-foot tall prop replica of a Cotton Candy Cocoon from the Chiodo Bros’ Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988). And now, thanks to those absolute lunatics over at Spirit Halloween, you’ve got the chance to own one.
The news comes to us from the good folks over at Bloody Disgusting, who share the following product description, via Spirit:
“This prop features details just like in the movie. With a red face being consumed by the bright pink cotton candy exterior, this static prop will have your home looking straight out of a scene from the film. Hang it from the ceiling and you’ll have your guests always looking over their shoulders for some Killer Klowns.”
The Cocoon, made from fabric and plastic and your nightmares, weighs 3.64 lbs. If you’re wondering whether it will fit inside your humble abode, its dimensions are 71″ H x 23″ W x 23″ D.
Each one will set you back a cool $149.99, so obviously you’re gonna want to limit yourself to just four or five of ’em, tops. Just imagine: six months from now you’re having a bunch of friends over for your annual Halloween party. Everyone loves your Halloween parties – you always do it up right! But this year you’ve really gone the extra mile. This year, you’ve turned the living room into a Killer Klowns slaughterhouse, and everyone leaves early because they’re weirded the fuck out by the whole thing (Conversely, your friends might love your new Cocoon collection; I don’t know those people).
Care to see footage of one of these bad boys in “action?” Here ya go.
Real talk? The thing looks great. Bright prink, off-putting, and hilariously large, but great. Can’t help but wonder how my dog would react, strolling into a room with one of these bad boys in it. Guess there’s only one way to find out: by heading over to Spirit Halloween’s official site and picking one up now.
